omg and then leopard geckos are always high or something, that’s why they’re always so chill all the time
“duuuude. did you see the size of that mealworm. shit.”
“THE SAND IS TALKING, DUDE, CHECK IT OUT MAN IT’S… IT’S… WHOA. IT SOUNDS LIKE MARTY, DUDE MARTY WHERE ARE YOU THIS SAND SOUNDS…
ugh I really miss this guy, and he’s a good friend of mine but he always makes me feel so stupid whenever I talk to him. And it’s not even like he’s even trying to or anything, it’s just that he’s really smart and I’m really not smart. When he texts me or something, at first I get really excited because for the longest time we would, like, never talk, but then we actually start talking and I start saying stuff that makes me sound like a complete idiot. It’s almost like I can feel him slowly starting to lose respect for me because, for whatever reason, he actually thought I was an intelligent person. I still want to be his friend and all, he’s seriously one of my favorite people ever, but I hate the fact that I can’t have an intelligent conversation with him and it’s my own fault.
During this whole episode I can imagine Lin was just out and about, maybe out of the city in the wilderness meditating or something, and she like finally comes to terms with the fact that she isn’t Chief anymore and comes back ready for action AND EVERYONE IS IN JAIL/MISSING
Lin: Goddammit I leave for ONE DAY
